20 Things That Make Me Happy

1. Bubble wrap
Always has. Always will
2. Cursing with a British accent
It just sounds so proper.
3.Seeing a cat not land on it's feet
It's a disgrace to the feline race.
4. Heated arguments over stupid stuff
"No! I wore pink yesterday"
5. Terrible songs we can't help but like
"I like big butts and I can not lie"
6. Screaming high school coaches
It's just a game
7. Ugly dogs
It's so ugly you think it's cute
8. People that quote Dr. Seuss
They may not know anything. But just for a moment you think they're profound
9. Our national anthem
Yea. It's just great!
10. Old men in tiny shorts
It's gross but you gotta give them props. What a man.
11. Slime
Simplicity that keeps you entertained for hours.
12. Hand clap thingies that every elementary girl does at some point in her life
Apple sticks they make me sick.
13.Skipping school for the horse races
Come on Zippidy Doodat!Go number 7.
14. Afros
Way to be awesome! I want a high-five now.
15. Hot baths and candles
Even alone they're so peaceful
16. My legs after I shave them
So so so smooth.
17. First glass of milk in the carton
Freshest thing out there.
18. Terrible acting
You watch and think. They get paid how much? For that?
19. Mom's that say inappropriate things
"You two would make such cute babies"
20. Punching stuff
BOOM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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