Thursday, January 19, 2012

Kangaroos. And What Not.

I needed to write about something. But I couldn't think of anything. So I am going to tell you a few cool facts on kangaroos. Just because I doubt you knew.

Kangaroos are the largest marsupial animals.

They were chosen as Australia's representative animal because they are always moving forward and never backwards.

There are three different kinds of kangaroos; Eastern Grey, Red, and Western Grey.

Kangaroo's have stomachs similar to sheep and cows.

Females have their children one at a time.

Kangaroo's live in groups called "mobs"

Kangaroo comes from the Aboriginal phrase "I don't know"

They can weigh up to 200 pounds.

They are like camels in the way that they have very little need for water.

Male kangaroos are called jacks.

So. That was pretty lame. Right? Well e-mail at , or Facebook, or comment on a blog that may actually entertain you. Unlike kangaroos.

Smiley Smiley Smile.

Tuesday, January 17, 2012

Good Servers are the Bomb

I have discovered the new greatest thing ever! Good servers!

They just make the entire dinning experience so much better. With a bad server, throughout the entire meal you are wondering whether or not he or she will get the order right, refill your drink, or if they are even going to say anything nice.
But a good server! That is an occurrence that should be cherished. They just give you a feeling that no matter how bad the conversation with your friend gets, at least you will have a waiter or waitress.

I went to eat at Olive Garden this past weekend with a friend of mine and the waitress I had was just the most adorable thing. It was an older woman with gray hair and old lady glasses. She was so smiley and sweet. She cracked jokes and complimented us. She suggested me a soup, and even called my friend a handsome gentleman.

So to all of the servers that read my blog: don't be so serious, have some fun and try to connect with your dinners.

And to my customers: be nice and grateful to your server. And tip well!

Thanks for reading! Keep smiling Hot Springs, Arkansas

Wednesday, January 11, 2012

20 Things That Make Me Happy

1. Bubble wrap
Always has. Always will
2. Cursing with a British accent
It just sounds so proper.
3.Seeing a cat not land on it's feet
It's a disgrace to the feline race.
4. Heated arguments over stupid stuff
"No! I wore pink yesterday"
5. Terrible songs we can't help but like
"I like big butts and I can not lie"
6. Screaming high school coaches
It's just a game
7. Ugly dogs
It's so ugly you think it's cute
8. People that quote Dr. Seuss
They may not know anything. But just for a moment you think they're profound
9. Our national anthem
Yea. It's just great!
10. Old men in tiny shorts
It's gross but you gotta give them props. What a man.
11. Slime
Simplicity that keeps you entertained for hours.
12. Hand clap thingies that every elementary girl does at some point in her life
Apple sticks they make me sick.
13.Skipping school for the horse races
Come on Zippidy Doodat!Go number 7.
14. Afros
Way to be awesome! I want a high-five now.
15. Hot baths and candles
Even alone they're so peaceful
16. My legs after I shave them
So so so smooth.
17. First glass of milk in the carton
Freshest thing out there.
18. Terrible acting
You watch and think. They get paid how much? For that?
19. Mom's that say inappropriate things
"You two would make such cute babies"
20. Punching stuff

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Tuesday, January 10, 2012

Offended Instead of Flattered

I was watching the news and this story comes up about a women suing a police officer for stalking or harassment or something like that. The story is: after pulling her over the officer went and found out who she was and where she lived. Then he left a note on her door saying something along the lines of, "I haven't been able to stop thinking about you since I pulled you over. I feel like I owe you dinner for fining you. Do you want to get dinner. PS I get it if you don't want to go out with me." Or something like that and my first thought was what a bad word for suing. She is literally suing the man for being a hopeless romantic. I don't understand! I mean this is the ultra compliment. The officer put his job on the line by finding her.
And she sues!?

So I got to thinking and I realized, girls do it ALL THE TIME! Way too often I hear my girlfriends saying, "Oh my gosh! This 10 year old keeps calling me beautiful. I mean I barely know him. How creepy." But it isn't creepy. It's sweet! These guys, of all ages, put their pride and dignity aside just so they can call girls beautiful, or pretty, or even the guys who don't know what to say so they call them a sexy chick. It's a compliment girls so stop sticking your noses up about it.

And to make it even worse I then hear the same girls complaining about how guys aren't romantic enough. And girls say they think they are ugly and fat. Yes, the same girls that have guys calling them sweet things are worried about being ugly and fat.

I guess some women just can't appreciate what they have in front of them, tons of guys being oober nice. And all you can say is how creepy? I mean come on. I bet the women suing is the same way and always complaining about the lack of romantics the world. Well there ya go. I hope she is happy now.

So, I give total kudos to all the men out there that are still being nice and trying to impress that certain somebody. I appreciate you guys. And I am always up for hearing nice things, so feel free to call me hot stuff. It will still make my day.

Thanks for reading! Go read some more now. Rumor is it makes you smarter. But who knows?

Sunday, January 8, 2012

Boobies and Pink

What are the two things that come to mind when you think Victoria's Secret? The color pink and boobs right!?
Now when you think of the color pink and boobs you think about breast cancer awareness. Don't you?
My big question for the day is why hasn't Victoria's Secret teamed up with breast cancer awareness. No two groups love boobies and pink pride more than they do. They go hand in hand and it just seems like one of those "duh" ideas. Just imagine that fundraiser; tons of gorgeous women strutting their stuff down a lighted catwalk with the breast cancer awareness ribbon on their bra straps tons of men and women would pay to see that.
Victoria's Secrets could raise more money for breast cancer awareness than any other company in the world. And it would make them look like they care about more than lacy panties and silky jammies. It shows that they care about the women in them too!

So come on Victoria Angels! Help out some.

PS when I googled Victoria's Secret breast cancer awareness I saw that they already have gotten together. Good job! Glad somebody listens to me :)