Saturday, December 17, 2011

Girls Night

Lately I have been spending a lot of time with Ethan (my boyfriend of almost 4 months). We go out to eat, or we watch a movie at my house, or we yell strange things at hoodlums in the walmart parking lot. We have a lot of fun. But because of the time spent with him I haven't had much girl time.

Last night. I decided to change that.

I had four girls over at my house last night we rented some movies, bought a thing of cheesedip, some brownie mix, and a 2 litter of Mountain Dew. We were set! The first movie we attempted to watch last night was a zombie movie, Land of the Dead or something. We were hoping it would be a ligit, brain-shooting, rotting guts, zombie's in wells, kind of movie. But we couldn't make it past the first 20 minutes of a cheerleader zombie and one with a trombone.

We watched The Haunting in Conneticut as it began to get darker. My house is already creepy enough to people who aren't used to it. So watching a movie about a house made of dead bodies didn't help our case much. Espicially when it is based on a true story.
Tara and Alexis screamed so loud. And to freak them out Katie just screamed at bizzare and awkward moments. I ended up going outside to the window by our TV and jumping out at them and scaring the living watermellon out of them.

At a party, when all fails, play Truth of Dare. No party is complete without at least one person doing something stupid. I ended up gargaling and drinking a concoction of pickle juice, apple juice, and red wine vinngegertte and Alexis had to belly flop on my trampoline, without a shirt on, in the cold.

So girls, no matter how wonderful and amazing your boyfriends are don't forget about your friends!
And parents, if you are going to let your daughter have 4 friends over and 5 acres to be stupid don't expect a little havic not to occur.

Thanks for reading! Leave me a comment!

O and by the way....I hid under your porch. Because I love you >:)

Tuesday, December 6, 2011


LMS-Like my status. This translates in my mind to, "I am self absorbed and want more attention".

For those who don't know what I am talking about, many people put their status's on Facebook LMS if I have ever made you smile. Or LMS and I will tell you one truth about you. And man this bugs me.

With the like my status if I have ever made you smile, or if you are really my friend I think the condescending teenagers just like hearing how great they are and how many people like them. So the people who put those up are 1 of three possibilities: self absorbed, under appreciated, or bored and out of ways to entertain themselves.

The LMS and I will tell you a truth is just as bad if not worse than the other LMS's. When you like a status saying that it is basically saying, "Hey! Come hurt my feelings! I don't mind." No matter how well you know a person, if you ask somebody to tell you a truth about you there is a very large possibility that the comment won't be nice. People of this generation find "the truth" to act as an outlet to be rude and get away with it.

That is all I have to say on LMS. I hope you stop your silly habits of posting them because they're also insanely annoying! Now my fellow fools! Go enjoy your life because well who wants a sucky life?

Monday, December 5, 2011

It Ticks Me Off! My Boys Desere Better!

I know it has been a while since I have written. Sorry about that. But since I am back I am more inspired than ever!

I want to address this blog to all those insanely pretty girls out there. You may be gorgeous and phenomenal in every way but no matter what, you aren't that important and you have no right to treat all of my close guy friends like poop! It isn't nice and it ticks me off! So cut it out! Lately a friend of mine, *Bob* has been coming to me asking for help, advice, and my famous comforting hugs. Poor Bob is sweet, handsome, and only wants the best. He could honestly get any girl he wanted. The one girl his heart is set on, however does not seem to care at all for him. He continues to text me asking me what he is doing wrong and all I can do is reassure him that it isn't him. What it seems to me is his girlfriend is too full of herself and too immature to think about Bob's feelings. It breaks my heart to see Bob going through this. In the long run no guy will ever stay with you if you continue to think you are the biggest thing that came out since the iPhone. If you aren't nice to the people that do like you, you won't get very far in life. Treasure what you have because every time you are mean to them there is a good chance you are pushing them into another girls arms.

Moral of the story. BE NICE! O, and no matter how purple the rock, it won't run a 5K.